so i log into a game i am currently playing and as im checking the messages there is one sent to everyone in the game and it goes as follows
"Ok, is this microphone working? Hello? Where is my speech, hold on, i have it here. Let me see, Vict-Reebel? What sort of name is that? Victory- Reebel? Sounds like we are dealing with a genius… Are we ready? Ok.
Resistance is futile. Your empire and forces will be overun shortly. We will accept only unconditional surrender. We will promise to treat all people equally and fair under our rule. We shall name captured stars after children’s TV programmes. This obviously excludes citizens of welsh and Portugese decent. They will be murdered in mass genocide.
If you do not surrender, then we will slaughter the men, rape the women and make them sex slaves whilst sending all the bastard children to sweat shops to work for Apple and Nike.
What say you?
now i know we are on the internet and we are going to have some A**holes writing messages, but really, raping-mass genocide-putting people in sweat shops. like what kind of person thinks it is acceptable to even joke about this kind of shit